Ellie has decided that she is incapable of wiping her bottom when she goes poo.  She will announce her needs by yelling from the bathroom for Mom/Dad to come wipe her bum.  When we go into the bathroom she is standing with her backside to the door grabbing her ankles.  
This morning I was on the phone with my mother when Ellie announced her need for assistance.  As I'm helping I relate to my mother Brent's feelings on the matter.  He says "It's like a big brown eye staring me in the face".  After I say this Ellie looks between her legs at me and says, "Mom, I have blue eyes, not brown ones".
